Sexy Galaxy

It was a period of great indifference in the galaxy. A brave alliance of the galaxy’s four planets had challenged the monotony of everyday life. In a self-proclaimed holy war against dullness they sought to combine their planet’s most valuable resources.
The viscous denizens of Aquarius provided refined water from the gravity defying inverted waterfalls. From the deep mines of Barleyter the industrious Barleyrians supplied the blackest of malts. The green skinned inhabitants of the Lupiline jungles gathered their finest harvest of citrussy and floral hops. All of these ingredients were combined by the small but numerous inhabitants of Fermentanus. And as they worked their magic there emerged a new star. It was surely the sexiest star to have ever existed. The star was black and hypothesized to be bitter and have a hint of coffee and caramel. As it shone throughout the galaxy it imbued it with tropical and citrusy aromas.
The alliance gazed at their awesome creation and gave each other Low Five’s in celebration as they chanted: “The Sexy Galaxy has been born!”